ONE LAST DOUBLE DOUBLE BEFORE JAIL

Dusty | Crime Page

Last Saturday night two balaclava clad criminals were picked up by police at a Tim Hortons drive thru. The two had just robbed a convenience store approximately three blocks south. The getaway driver had left the scene and apparently ducked into the Tim Hortons drive thru for a quick coffee. The driver convinced his partner that the police would not think to look in the Drive-thru line at the Tim Hortons, but, would instead be looking for a speeding car driving away from the scene.
The criminals forgot one thing, police officers drink coffee too.
The call came in to Officer McGruff just minutes after the robbery, there was a description of the car and the two robbers. She happened to be in the Tim Horton's parking lot, having just grabbed a large double double and a vanilla dip, when she saw them pull into the drive thru. A long line of cars pulled in behind the criminal blocking them in. Officer McGruff called for back up and stood waiting at the exit of the Drive Thru. When the accused had their coffees and thought they would have be on their way, McGruff was standing there.
They were arrested without resistance and Officer McGruff allowed them to keep their coffees. "Might be the last double double they will see in a very long time", she quipped.

Anytown | 18:59